this person was 1 second away from not having a 197 thousand note post
i hate hot people because they get followed for being hot
People aren’t always awful. Sometimes, they’re maybe even just a little bit wonderful.
Yeah I think this is worth reblogging.
This made me so happy! :D
“its really hot in here”
“sorry should i leave?”
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so this woman died at my sims party so I had my sim take a selfie with the grim reaper
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apparently kim k sent different pictures of random babies to different friends of hers to see who would try to leak them and make money off of them. THAT’S FUCKING RAD!
The same brooch.
The same pearls.
The same love.
too beautiful not to reblog
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handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past
Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??” and she was like “what?” He was all like “im eminem!” and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?”